Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.
Q: How is a lawyer different from a hooker?
A: There are some things a hooker just won't do.
Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with the house.
Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack
Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: "Filthy" and Filthy but wearable.".
Q: Husband: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've go nothing to put in it.".
A: Wife: "You wear briefs, don't you?".
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