God safe men from this kind of students

NAWA 4 SOME GIRLS oooH !!! As I Was Gisting With My Friends Outside, One Tall, Black, Pretty, Coca Cola Bottled Girl Came Out From Her Friend's Compound. I Approached Her. ME: Hello...Helloo o GIRL: What! Why Are You Purchasing Me? ME: (Shocked) It Seems You're Very New In This Area GIRL: Yes Yes Yes.. I'm A Nuisance In This Area So??! ME: (Scratches Head) Okay Why Don't You Come And Say Hello To My Friends (She Greets Them And Tries Walking Away) ME: Come On.. Are We Quarreling? GIRL: Oh My gods!! (Sighs) Look Am Tired Okay ME: Oh!! Can Really See Fatigue Written All Over Your Face GIRL: Really?? I Just Rub It This Morning. ME: Since You're Tired, Why Don't You Come And Sit With Us For A While (She Agrees) FRIEND 1: Seriously Do You Care For Shawarma? GIRL: NO! I Don't Take Alcohol FRIEND 2: Do You Prefer Snacks? GIRL: NO! It's Too Sugary FRIEND 3: How About Ice Cream? GIRL: It's Too Hot For My Liking ME: (Stands) Alright Can You Follow Us On Twitter? GIRL: Mehn! I Hate That Restaurant. (We Ran Away)